Monday, September 17, 2012

The Beach Battalion is back.

  Friends, its been a long absence, but I've not been idle. Things here on the Atoll have a way of frustrating a man and nothing ever seems to happen in an instant. Not so long ago when I was down visiting the production facility I came across Maloko, who heads up the local native labour force. He was excited and animated, jumping up and down and brimming with pride for the Papa because of the success of  the initial order of Beach Battalion hats. It would appear however that Maloko took matters into his own hands and decided to do another run of hats, "For you Papa", he said, ''No waiting, Maloko have hats now!" Arrgghh I thought what do you do? Luckily with the sale of the first order I still had many potential customers who missed out on these frog skin beauties and who had been on my case waiting for another chance to buy, and so I had to pat 'ol Maloko on the back and thank him and take possession of another order which now I can offer up for sale.
  So hear this, the Papa officially announces the sale of 34 new Beach Battalion Hats, sizes 57 through to 61. These are expected to move quickly as many are back orders already so don't avast a moment,  tell it to the Papa and send $50 Australian which includes airmail worldwide, to the Papa's PayPal address, and include your size requirement.
Semper the Papa!

1 comment:

  1. Very interesting article - looking forward for more updates very soon.

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